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amusementforme:

hitrecordjoe

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polisical:

can someone who hasn’t seen community try to explain this. literally any of it. can someone who hasn’t seen community try to explain a single thing that’s happening in this video

im sitting here trying to think of how to sum this all up but i cant. i justcant. Fuck you

i don’t even know what to make of this i just stopped after the mouse showed up because i knew this was too grand of a video for my tiny mind to process 

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pikaclue:

watching the rise in brit banter on tumblr like 

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thecheesyllama:

thecheesyllama:

So in my 3D class there’s another kid named Roy, which is my name.

Also in 3D class, we aren’t allowed to listen to music.

So I was talking to our professor and Roy walked by with earbuds in and the professor said “Roy, take those things out of your ears” and I took my hearing aids out of my ears and said “sorry”.

That is the greatest joke I have ever told and no one laughed and I honestly feel so under appreciated rn.

Honestly that joke made being deaf completely worth it and I am an unappreciated comedic genius of my time.

I’m beginning to wonder if people laughed but I just couldn’t hear them

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lightsbian:

Anna Kendrick: cutest human being on the planet

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ppl: ron's abusive and doesn't care about hermione. he's awful for her.
- Deathly Hallows, Chapter 23, U.S. 447: "Take these prisoners down to the cellar, Greyback."
"Wait," said Bellatrix sharply. "All except... except for the Mudblood."
Greyback gave a grunt of pleasure.
"No!" shouted Ron. "You can have me, keep me!"
Harry: *silence*
Draco: *silence*

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Keaton: “Andrew Garfield said, ‘Working with Emma was like diving into a thrilling, twisting river [Stone laughs] and never holding on to the sides. From the start. To the end. Spontaneous. In the moment. Present. Terrifying. Vital. The only way acting with someone should be.’ My God. I mean, what did you feel when you heard such a dream-come-true observation?”

Stone: “He is such a poet. [laughs] But that’s the way he writes
in general. So I hear it and of course my heart swells up. And I also know that he writes things like that on a daily basis. [laughs]”

Keaton: “No way.”

Stone: “Yes, he does. He’s so poetic.“

Keaton: “What a guy. But that’s beautiful.”

Stone: “What a guy. He is a real Wordsworth. ”[both laugh]

Keaton: “Good for you. Good for him.”

Stone: Good for him. [laughs]

"

- Emma Stone for “W Magazine” (via andrewgarfielddaily)

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Anonymous asked: BUT WHAT DOES CHEEKY NANDOS *MEAN* IT HAS TO HAVE A MEANING

chavvesty:

mate it’s hard to explain mate it’s just like one day you’ll just be wif your mates having a look in jd and you might fancy curry club at the ‘Spoons but your lad Calum who’s an absolute ledge and the archbishop of banterbury will be like ‘brevs lets have a cheeky nandos instead.” and you’ll think “Top. Let’s smash it.”

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the-pizza:

drug dealer? no man. hug dealer. come here

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